Story 1

TitleStory 1
Screenshotaudio1
Year1990
Estimated date1990-02-01
CategoryAudio
PlatformCommodore 64
DescriptionThis is me playing around with S.A.M., the computerized voice of the Commodore 64. With it, one could add computervoices (software) to BASIC. I used it to tell a little story. The below listing tells all.The program was never released.
0 PRINT"“THIS PROGRAMM WAS ARRANGED BY":PRINT"IKKE PRODUCTIONS' U.S.B.!" 1 FORT=1TO2000:NEXT:PRINT"“IF YOU WANT TO HEAR " 2 PRINT"THIS FUCKIN' PROGRAMM" 3 PRINT"YOU MUST LOAD SAM" 4 GETA$:IFA$=""THEN4 5 PRINT"“DID YOU LOAD SAM??" 6 GETA$:IFA$=""THEN6 7 IFA$="N"THENPRINT"“":NEW 8 IFA$="Y"THENGOTO9 9 ]R 10 SAY"HELLO,I'VE GOT A BIG JOKE,LISTEN:,ROLF IS AN IKEL" 20 SAY",HAHAHAHAHAHAH,WHAT A BIG JOKE,HUH,I'M VERY FUNNY,HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" 30 SAY"WELL,WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THAT YOUR DOING,ROLF,DON'T GET" 40 SAY"THAT MACHINE-GUN,WHAT.NO,,YOU AASS-WHOLE,CHCHCHCHCHCHCHCHCHCH" 50 SAY"AAAARGHH!,YOU FOOL,YOU KILLED-HIM! WELL J B S YOUR NEKST!" 60 SAY"I LOVE GUNS & AMMO,DON'T YOU,MR.   PUBLISHER,AND I WANT TO KILL YAA" 70 SAY"SO,SOLONG SUCKER,AASS-WHOLE,MOTHER-FUCKER ! RATATATATATATATATATATATA" 80 SAY"NOW MR. PUBLISHER HAS GONE TO HELL,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" 90 SAY"GOODBI,FOREVER,FOLKS" 100 SAY"NOW I'M GONNA FORMAT YOUR DISK,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" 110 SAY"TEN. NINE. EIGHT. SEVEN. SIX. FIVE. FOUR. THREE. TWO. ONE. INGNITION" 120 PRINT"“NOW FORMATTING YOUR DISK":LOAD"$",8:NEW
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